Meet Your Insides

YOUR LUNGS

Semi-identical twins, joined at birth.

Likes:

  • Air, preferably oxygenated.
  • Inhales followed by exhales.
  • Yoga.

Disikes:

  • Smoke. Especially smoke from a cigarette. (First hand or second hand.)
  • Laziness.
  • Circus clowns.

Best Advice:

Don't put anything in us that you wouldn't put in yourself.

YOUR STOMACH

The sack in your torso that stores food.

Likes:

  • Playing darts.
  • Pickles.
  • Tacos.

Dislikes:

  • Nicotine, arsenic, ammonia, formaldehyde, cyanide, and all the other toxins found in a cigarette that make me vomit.
  • Pickles.
  • Tacos.

Best Advice:

Don't inhale smoke. Especially after eating tacos.

YOUR BRAIN

The gray matter in your skull responsible for all decision making.

Likes:

  • Being the one in control.

Dislikes:

  • Boredom.
  • Inactivity.
  • Headaches.

Best Advice:

If you've tried smoking, listen to your gut.
Quit while you're ahead.