Toilet Turbulence

Occupied... by a moron

All h-e-double-hockey-sticks broke out on a flight from Los Angeles to Las Vegas when temperamental teen Chia LaPuff was caught lighting up in the airline latrine. It seems the 30-minute flight was just too long to wait for a nicotine fix. Talk about a habit taking control! His head really must have been in the clouds!

Our sources say Chia used a complimentary pretzel stick to pry the smoke detector from the wall so he could light up without interruption. When addiction calls, Chia is not afraid to answer! Too bad another passenger was trying to answer the call of nature and opened the bathroom door to expose Chia's in-flight felony. On a scale of 1 to 10 in stupidity, we give Mr. LaPuff an 11.  

Memo to Chia: tampering with those things is a federal offense, but not nearly as criminal as that shirt. Oh SNAP!

-KC