Would you like that trick medium-rad?

What happens when you combine the high-flying adrenaline of freestyle motocross with the comical carnage of professional bull riding? You get the best hybrid xtreme sport to come along since frisbee golf –   but even more dangerous! Freestyle Bull Riding is an acrobatic, bovine ballet that’s really taking off among xtreme athletes – at least those with questionable intelligence. And since there is no shortage of those, Big Tobacco has added this event to their Xtreme Gnarcore Tobacco Tour. The event also provides a nice loophole for our sponsorship of professional sports. Since Big Tobacco is able to sponsor professional bull riding, (technically, this is bull riding) we’re able to put our logos all over the riders without the pesky federal government getting all up in our grills about it. So in your face, Uncle Sam!

The Xtreme Tobacco Gnarcore Tour is designed to be totally xtremely radical to the max, and it’s also designed to provide us with an excellent platform to promote our totally radical tobacco products. Like our new Wadded Beef Long Cut Snuff, for instance. It’s everything you love about meat and mouth tobacco in one pungent, polonium-filled package!